Friday, January 23, 2009

And Now Some Sage Advise

Today's blog comes from my sister Lisa. So, listen up ladies. This information might just come in handy one day.

Who needs hints from Heloise when they have a brilliant sister like me!!!

I thought maybe you could use a good laugh.

If you are going to not shave your legs for a few months, because it is cold
out and you wear jeans all the time anyway, don't Waite until the first
sunny, windy day to decide to shave. And should you make this mistake, don't
do a quicky shave. You know, where you sit on the side of the tub and shave
your legs with a brand new raiser...You will get raiser burn. So, after you
have done both of these things which I have strongly advised you to avoid...
Do Not put on shorts and go out to ride the horse...your legs will not only
get sun burned, because they haven't seen the light of day in months, they
will not only get raiser burn, due to your own stupidity...riding in shorts
is a very bad idea...the part of your leg that rubs against the saddle, it
will be chapped!

Just a word of advice from your very, very ignorant sister.

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